Please help this poor car...

[Zvoiture]

This poor little car needs an LSD but it's daddy can not afford one. Please help. Just think, for $17.35 a month, you could help this little car have a future in racing. Look around at the things you have and then consider the life of embarassment this helpless little one-tire-smoker will endure if compassionate individuals like yourself do not give a tiny bit. Look at the fear and uncertainty in it's eyes. This little car just wants to have the life of a normal little car. It wants to run and play on strong, well-fed legs. Look at the poor little thing wasting away. Help it have the childood it deserves! There are more important things in a car's life than constantly worrying where the next LSD will come from. Don't condemn this innocent child to a lifetime of pain. Time is running out! Thousands of little cars just like this die every day on the course. Very soon this car will be re-assembled and without a LSD, it will just wither and die. You can help! Operators are standing by 24 hours a day.

Call 1-800-buysteveaLSD and warm your heart.

God bless you for your generosity.

steve77

[2ManyZs]

Shouldn't this be in the Funnybone forum?

[Gav240z]

Nice try but it needs more than AN LSD before it goes on the track .

[ZmeFly]

i like the story its pretty good.

hell if thats all i had to do i would have parts galore!!

[Bambikiller240]

Originally posted by 2ManyZs

Shouldn't this be in the Funnybone forum?

Better suited to be in FANTASYLAND!

[Zvoiture]

Hey!!! I would but BAMBIKILLER across the side of the car and a set of deer horns on the hood! In the "sponsor" column of my race reg, I put 'CARL THE BIG CHEESE'. Wouldn't that be enough?

steve77

[Bambikiller240]

Originally posted by Zvoiture

Hey!!! I would but BAMBIKILLER across the side of the car and a set of deer horns on the hood! In the "sponsor" column of my race reg, I put 'CARL THE BIG CHEESE'. Wouldn't that be enough?

steve77

If you can change that to "CARL THE BIG RAT" you have a deal!

My check is in the mail!

[zed240au]

Maybe the administrator could set up an appeal to save all us z car addicts just a small donation per month would make us all so much happier

Mick

[Zvoiture]

Thanks to all the kind support from my friends and loved ones here on 240.org....I just bought a Torsen 12mm R-200. Had a tough time comparing all the issues involving all the respective 'playas'...I thought it the best alternative. Hope I didn't go wrong.

Hello CV joints!

steve77(and a 73 that will probably not burn rubber, but will smoke you all)

hehehehehehehehehehehe