This poor little car needs an LSD but it's daddy can not afford one. Please help. Just think, for $17.35 a month, you could help this little car have a future in racing. Look around at the things you have and then consider the life of embarassment this helpless little one-tire-smoker will endure if compassionate individuals like yourself do not give a tiny bit. Look at the fear and uncertainty in it's eyes. This little car just wants to have the life of a normal little car. It wants to run and play on strong, well-fed legs. Look at the poor little thing wasting away. Help it have the childood it deserves! There are more important things in a car's life than constantly worrying where the next LSD will come from. Don't condemn this innocent child to a lifetime of pain. Time is running out! Thousands of little cars just like this die every day on the course. Very soon this car will be re-assembled and without a LSD, it will just wither and die. You can help! Operators are standing by 24 hours a day.

Call 1-800-buysteveaLSD and warm your heart.

God bless you for your generosity.

steve77

Shouldn't this be in the Funnybone forum?

Nice try but it needs more than AN LSD before it goes on the track .

i like the story its pretty good.

hell if thats all i had to do i would have parts galore!!

Originally posted by 2ManyZs

Shouldn't this be in the Funnybone forum?

Better suited to be in FANTASYLAND!

Hey!!! I would but BAMBIKILLER across the side of the car and a set of deer horns on the hood! In the "sponsor" column of my race reg, I put 'CARL THE BIG CHEESE'. Wouldn't that be enough?

steve77

Originally posted by Zvoiture

Hey!!! I would but BAMBIKILLER across the side of the car and a set of deer horns on the hood! In the "sponsor" column of my race reg, I put 'CARL THE BIG CHEESE'. Wouldn't that be enough?

steve77

If you can change that to "CARL THE BIG RAT" you have a deal!

My check is in the mail!

Maybe the administrator could set up an appeal to save all us z car addicts just a small donation per month would make us all so much happier

Mick

Thanks to all the kind support from my friends and loved ones here on 240.org....I just bought a Torsen 12mm R-200. Had a tough time comparing all the issues involving all the respective 'playas'...I thought it the best alternative. Hope I didn't go wrong.

Hello CV joints!

steve77(and a 73 that will probably not burn rubber, but will smoke you all)

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