IROCZ Posted January 19, 2002 Share #1 Posted January 19, 2002 1.. Back off Barney, I've got a piece. 2.. Wanta race to the station, Sparky? 3.. I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! 4.. On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack. 5.. You'll never get those cuffs on me...You p****! 6.. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 7.. Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen? 8.. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 9.. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me? 10.. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin`s has a 3 for 1 special! 11.. No officer, I don't know how fast I was going.... The little needle stops at 150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZmeFly Posted January 20, 2002 Share #2 Posted January 20, 2002 where or how did that happen. god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
980mak Posted January 20, 2002 Share #3 Posted January 20, 2002 And last but not least my personal favorite of what not to say: 12. can you hold my beer, while I get my license? I love that one -980mak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted January 31, 2002 Share #4 Posted January 31, 2002 How about,Why did you stop me?I don't have any doughnuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2ManyZs Posted January 31, 2002 Share #5 Posted January 31, 2002 Or how about, "Can I have your flashlight for a minute? I'd like to show you a great place to put that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 1, 2002 Share #6 Posted February 1, 2002 Or, where the hell did you come from? Geeze, you're good.I did that one time and I think it was more like a compliment. He grinned and said, "I have my hiding spots".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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