A CAT DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN. GOD MET HER AT THE GOLDEN GATE

AND SAID, "YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD CAT ALL OF THESE YEARS. ANYTHING YOU

WANT IS YOURS FOR THE ASKING." THE CAT THOUGHT A MINUTE AND THEN SAID,

"ALL MY LIFE I LIVED ON A FARM AND SLEPT ON HARD WOODEN FLOORS. I WOULD

LIKE A REAL FLUFFY PILLOW TO SLEEP ON." GOD SAID, "SAY NO MORE."

INSTANTLY, THE CAT HAD A HUGE FLUFFY PILLOW

. A FEW DAYS LATER, SIX MICE WERE KILLED IN AN ACCIDENT AND

THEY ALL WENT TO HEAVEN TOGETHER. GOD MET THE MICE AT THE GATES OF

HEAVEN WITH THE SAME OFFER THAT HE MADE TO THE CAT. THE MICE SAID, "WELL,

WE HAVE HAD TO RUN ALL OF OUR LIVES: FROM CATS, DOGS AND EVEN PEOPLE

WITH BROOMS. IF WE COULD JUST HAVE SOME LITTLE ROLLER-SKATES, WE WOULD

NEVER HAVE TO RUN AGAIN." GOD ANSWERED, "IT IS DONE." ALL THE MICE HAD

BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ROLLER-SKATES.

ABOUT A WEEK LATER, GOD DECIDED TO CHECK ON THE CAT. HE

FOUND HER SOUND ASLEEP ON HER FLUFFY PILLOW. GOD GENTLY AWAKENED THE CAT

AND ASKED, "IS EVERYTHING OK? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? ARE YOU HAPPY?"

THE CAT REPLIED, "OH, IT IS WONDERFUL. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY

LIFE! MY PILLOW IS FLUFFY, AND THOSE LITTLE MEALS-ON-WHEELS YOU HAVE

BEEN SENDING OVER ARE DELICIOUS.

Rick.

Good one. My mom now gets the meals on wheels. A really great program. 1001 ways to fix hamburger. Actually, the meals are pretty decent. Victor.

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G'Day there Victor,

Yes, mate, the Meals on Wheels ladies do a bloody good job. They provided meals for my Mother in Law for over two years until she went into a nursing home.

Up until a few years ago, I had a little 25 acre farm. Grew mandarines, lemons and veges. Any surplus produce I had went to Meals on Wheels.

Unfortunately my back couldn't take the tractor work so I had to sell up.

Rick.