Simple jokes

:sick: :sick: :sick:

These are the sort of jokes "She Who MUST Be Obeyed" likes.

Q. What do you give a sick frog ??????????

A. A Hopperation !!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Where do cows go for fun ????????????

A. The MOOOOOVIES !!!!!!!!

Q. What do you call a monster with 4 eyes, 1 horn,

7 legs and 10 belly buttons ???????????

A. UGLY.

When I heard them I dutifully laughed in what I thought was an appropriate manner. (Gotta keep the peace huh ??).

Rick.