I'm not as think as you drunk I am sir.

Take me Drunk I'm Home (personal favourite, lookout for us on the water in SA 697 "Take me Drunk I'm home")

It concerns me (not greatly but still I am concerned,) that the only guys to have lines for this picture are from Oz. What is the matter?.... Don't you yanks drive when you are full as a fat lady's undies?

(In Victoria we have "Booze Buses" Modified Winebago's that stop and test drivers for their blood alcohol concentration. If you are ever stopped, tell em Rusty sent you. It won't help but tell em' anyway... )

Hey Z kid, the hills around Adelaide Kick Ar*e...

I always wanted to try this at an RBT, but being on my P plates in a slightly dodgy car I never had the guts, and now I have my full licence, I never get done by an RBT:

Cop: Sir could you just blow into this mouthpiece till I tell you to stop.

Chris: Can't do that officer, I am a terrible asthmatic, and making me do this could cause me to have a terrible and life threatening asthma attack.

Cop: Well we'll just take a sample of your blood then.

Chris: I am a diagnosed haemopheliac, and any puncture wounds could cause extensive blood loss and bruising, sounds like a police brutality claim to me.

Cop: Well just get out of the car and walk along the white line.

Chris: Can't do that officer.

Cop: Why not?

Chris: I'm too plastered to walk home, thats why I got in my car. (then prove myself to be totally sober)

Ahh maybe one day

Rusty one, if you are ever in the area on the first sunday of a month, you will have to come on one of the car runs. I dont have a running datto yet, so I just tag along with dad, but there usually an XKE, lotus, heap of mini coopers and other rubbish and a few road bikes. Its an absolute blast up throught the hills out the back of Gawler where I live stop have breakfast and a chat and head back. Nice fast trips (unless the local policeman is along in his cooper S, in which case its controlled till the second or third corner when he gets left for dead)

I thought that was a urine sample bottle:tapemouth

Z Kid, sounds like fun...

I usually ride over to the Clipsal 500 with a few mates, I will be in touch next time I am in the area.

Last night I was talking fluent drunkenese, it is interesting (and a little bit tragic) going back over what I typed (and reading it sober).