There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...

Fortunately, there's nothing wrong with MY mem----aahh,

WHAT ?????

Rick.

I am 34 years old and have an erection that I don't know what to do with, what is your point......

Oh, Rusty 1,

You poor, poor man.

I have the impression that your afliction is causing you a great deal of concern.

My best advice is that you get a grip on yourself.

Rick.

If you want a job done properly, do it yourself....

I work in the steel 'erection' business. The only industry I have ever worked in where you can say the word 'erection' in a room full of people and nobody bats an eyelid.:classic:

Hmmm, no Americans on this post... are they self-censoring?

Nope, just scared of a bunch of Ozzys (who may or may not call themselves 'Banana Benders') talking about there erections!

Esp. frightened we might "Come a Gutser" and you blokes might get angry and "Give us a Gobful" considering the context...

Bw

In Texas Ya'll - "the other outback"

thats because you started this thread after our bed time.

SO........ when you were talking about your erections, we were putting ours to good use. when you guys were getting a handle on your sex life, ours were being "handled" by some one else.

This is not the weekend. If you are being handled by someone else, you must fit into one of the following categories.

1. You are not married or at least have no kids.

2. It is your birthday.

3. Your partner wants something and feels the need to blackmail you.

4. You are making it up...

5. Or you are the luckiest guy on the planet.....and we all hate you.:disappoin

1. You are not married or at least have no kids.

response - am married, 1 kid - he's a heavy sleeper

2. It is your birthday.

response - It's allways my birthday!

3. Your partner wants something and feels the need to blackmail you.

response - she wants something but its not blackmail

4. You are making it up...

response - nope

5. Or you are the luckiest guy on the planet.....and we all hate you

response - not only do I have nothing to complain about in the bedroom dept., she bought the Z for me as a present! Fell free to hate me bc know I have the perfect wife (and she loves to cook!!!) she wants to take a sexy pic on the hood of the Z, so the proof will be forthcoming...

Originally posted by Rusty1

This is not the weekend. If you are being handled by someone else, you must fit into one of the following categories.

1. You are not married or at least have no kids.

2. It is your birthday.

3. Your partner wants something and feels the need to blackmail you.

4. You are making it up...

5. Or you are the luckiest guy on the planet.....and we all hate you.:disappoin

1) Engaged! and she has five children ( all who love me )

2) always my birthday when she's around

3) she always wants some THING and preferbly from a white male

4) she's too good to make up, especially in the bedroom

5) I AM one of the Luckiest guys on earth

Originally posted by 1975yellowBSPZ

response - not only do I have nothing to complain about in the bedroom dept., she bought the Z for me as a present! Fell free to hate me bc know I have the perfect wife (and she loves to cook!!!) she wants to take a sexy pic on the hood of the Z, so the proof will be forthcoming...

OK, we hate you, BUT we are waiting (and not very patiently) for the promised photo!