Poll

Seems like married to #1 rules...... I'm married to #1 and we have 5 kids.... 2 boys, 3 girls! Thats our hockey team!

- Jeff

Under 24 But not single. Guess you missed that option.

I haven't quite made the 3yr stone yet.

-Brandon

Ah 3 years 1 is driving me nuts!!!!

Yeah need another option under 24 seeing someone.

Lord: "Under 24 But not single" If you are not single, I assume you are married. I believe you would choose the'married' option.

Gav: "under 24 seeing someone." You are 'Single under 24'.

You are either Single or Married. Period. If you are dating someone, you are still single. There are no age limits to any other sector. The only reason I inserted the 24 age definition of single because this is close to a national average for marrying age for men. If you are single and under 24 statistically you have about a 95% chance of marrying. After 24 it becomes a 'lifestyle choice' and the odds of you marrying at some point in your life start dropping precipitiously as your age increases.

You guys are overthinking it!

steve77

....................."Under 24 But not single".................

you all NEED to call Tom Lykis

- Jeff

I haven't listened to Tom Lykis for a LONG time. I don't think any stations where I live now have him (We lost both Rome and Imus,but Roe jsut got picked back up....). So I don't really gt the joke. Tom advocates later marrying???

steve77

Tom says....

" never be involved in a serious relationship if you are under 25"

" preferably stay in relationships with at least 3 girls at once"

" never spend more than $40 on any date.....ever!"

" always wear a condom......always!"

Just a few from him.

- Jeff

I guess I should send a note to #1 thanking her for being such a PIA Got rid of her (well maybe she got rid of me, don't matter it was a good thing any way you look at it) and got a Z, still have the Z and a #2 that has stuck through thick and thin, and me for almost 20 years with two fine boys, both with their eye on the Z! NOT!

The funniest thing I heard from my oldest (15) is "how come it's always OLD (meaning me!) guys that you see driving the really cool cars?"

I told him it's because they can finally afford them! House paid for, kids off fending for themselves, man I can't wait for that to happen! Trouble is that I'm going to be real real old by that time! Now if I could just come up with a few more bucks to get that new carpet!

I couldn't decide which one to vote for:

Married to #1: This is currently true, but may not be lasting much longer. (Only her temper will tell)

In same sex relationship: Does having sex with the same hand count? :tapemouth (She's been pissed that long!)

I antied up and went for the Married vote. At least the Z is in my name and was with me before she was....

how about this:

(technically) single under 24 but hopelessly pining over the one you love & were with for a year & a half.

goddamn angst ridden teenagers!

Ahhh, the joys of being single!!! Don't have to deal with PMS monthly, Do have a bank account, Don't have to ask if I can work on my Z car, Drinking beer and farting anytime is OK, Don't get ragged on for forgetting an aniversary, No messes to clean up but my own, I don't have to listen to...."You just don't spend enough time with me" (OK, sometimes I think I hear it coming from the garage if I haven't driven my Z in over a week!!!), I can take up the entire bed if I wish, The tiolet seat CAN be left up. My credit card resides in my wallet only, OK, I don't have daily access to the whisker bisket but, like my father once told me, "Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?" Should I continue on? Not!!!

I asked Mikey a long time ago to put some field on people's profiles here to state whether they were married, single, looking, not looking, etc. I need ta find me a nice available Z guy that's NOT my dad's age (sorry Pete and Vic, hehe) and that DOESN'T live more than 100 miles away.

Sheee-it, I'm really dreamin, huh?