On a Trans-Atlantic flight one of the plane's wings is struck by

lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

"I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman!

"Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate creature in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane.

"I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, well built, with long flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his

shirt, one button at a time.

No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.

He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. As he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the

trembling woman, he whispers:

"Iron this."

ROFL ROFL

that's a good one........

Misogynistic bastards, all of you.

steve77

Had to look that one up on dictionary.com since some of us are also monosyllabic.

Oh, and speaking of cave men...

Q: Do you know why cave men used to drag their women by their hair?

A: They found out quickly that if they dragged them by their feet they filled up with dirt.

>>>>Had to look that one up on dictionary<<<<

Gee...I hope I spelled it right.....

steve77