I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for

over a year, and so we decided to get married. My

parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged

me, and my girlfriend. She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much

indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,

wore tight mini skirts and low-cut blouses. She would

regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many

a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day

little sister called and asked me to come over to check

the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that

she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,

"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go

ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her

go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled

down her panties and tossed them down to me. I stood

there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the

front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears

in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are so happy that

you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter.......Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story:

always keep your condoms in your car.

THAT WAS AWSOME. I KINDA HAD A FEELING IT WAS A TEST, BUT GOOD JOB ON NOT GOING UP. THAT MUST OF BEEN HARD!

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Hey Carl,

That's quite a story mate. However, the way you present it and the way it is written, leads me to ask three questions.

Does your father-in-law still think you're a good bloke and,

Does your Sister-in-law still dress that way and,

Did you ever find the courage to tell your wife ???

Rick.

Carl,

Are you sure you didn't get that story from one of Larry Flint's publications??? ROFL Come on now, fess up you perv. Have you guys checked out Carl's photo album............he's the only guy here with pictures of just girls!!! (Great pics however) Just having fun with ya Carl. Great story. Somehow I think I would have been marching up stairs.

Originally posted by 240ZX

Carl,

Are you sure you didn't get that story from one of Larry Flint's publications???

The story was emailed to me by a friend. Just had to share it though.

I let my Hustler subscription lapse about 15 years ago.

The reason that my gallery only has girls pictures is that I don't have a digital camera so I have had to depend on pictures sent to me by friends for images to post. Can't bear to post pics of someone else's car, but with girls it's different for me!

That was great!

I got one in an e-mail today, made me sqirm a little...

I'll post it here rather than start a new thread.

Prison Escapee

A man escapes from prison where he had been locked up for 15 years. As he

is running away he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and

guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed

and ties him in a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top

of her, kisses her on the cheek, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While the escapee is in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this

guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of

time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your

neck. If he wants sex don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells

you, just give him some satisfaction. This guy is dangerous, if he gets

angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering

in my ear. He told me he was gay; thought you were cute, and asked if we

kept any vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

ehehehe classic ROFL

Carl, Ya had me going there for a bit.