Originally posted by JMT240KGTR

Lachlan I'm getting worried about you mate!

..........Surely not....

Hopefully not, and don't call him Shirley!

Yes, please, Lachlina!

(picture coming ASAP as I'd hate for a RUMOUR to start!!! )

Originally posted by Bambikiller240

...and don't call him Shirley!

Doing your Leslie Nielson impression Bambi ???

Originally posted by mdbrandy

Doing your Leslie Nielson impression Bambi ???

Yes, indeed!

Guys (and girls?)

Being a closet Madonna fan isn't about singing in the shower or wearing miniskirts !

No, one has to wear ones' wifes'/girlfirends' / sisters' /(mothers'!) bra on the outside and the more you can fill it, the more whole or is that whore you will feel !

"Last night I slept with some dago.....with eyes like potatoes" or something like that !

Sean Dezart, I would like to take this moment to say...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Which would be closely followed by;

"Do do dodododo do do dodo" <- the little circus clown ditty.

What the ?!?!?!?!

Alfadog - slip your leash buddy, come join us and sing...

I think my coffee's too strong this morning !

There's no such thing as a "too strong" coffee surely! Especially not in France!

As for me, coffee isn't my problem I've just never really been all there. :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:

mmh, it started with the Bordeaux that I opened last night and discovered that I'd finished it off whilst sharing a laugh with you guys - the coffee wasn't too strong, perhaps the opposite but I do feel like a girl this morning and she doesn't get home 'til 8pm this evening and the cats have seen that leary look in my eyes and fled ! No sheep here, just cows and I don't feel that courageous !

Sean

I hear the hunting season for waterfoul and surface ducks is almost over??? They bring a new meaning to the phrase "playing hard-to-get".

I don't hunt - I prowl !

Over here the hunters (chasseurs) have over-hunted and breed the birds to let go during the season - the poor things don't know what to do until they get a ball in the head and die !

Sorry, not too impressed with this 'sport' !