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Originally posted by sblake01

I wonder who has way too much time on their hands:........ Okay, let the flaming begin!

Maybe it's the folk who don't realize that there is more to life than Z cars to the exclusion of anything else? A little humor (in the proper forum designated for HUMOR) is a pleasant break from 100% car stuff all the time.

Pregnant Daughter

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for

two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a

pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant._ Shouting,

cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I

want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari

stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair

and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters

the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the

girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the

problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation,

but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,

a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is

born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a

miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"_ At this point, the father, who had

remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You'll **** her again!"

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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