This was sent to me by a friend.

Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl; "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks in the pond. If there aren't any out there , I'm not going hunting.

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going out. He only saw two ducks. Earl says "You are going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"

Not believing the dog Earl goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it!" Where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there. Chester says, "I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want you can get one too."

So Earl goes to the breeder ant tells him he wants a dog like his friend Chester. Soon after Earl gets his new dog home, he tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in his mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.

Outraged , Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and wants his money back. The breeder asked Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick and started humping his leg.

The breeder says, "Earl, he was trying to tell you that there are more ****in' ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"

This just goes to show you...There are dogs out there that are smarter than their owners. :stupid: :stupid: