A 75 year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,"Take this jar home and bring me

back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day, the 75 year old man returned to the doctor's office and

gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on

the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's

like this.....First I tried with my right hand, but

nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I

asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then

her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the

teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first

with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried

squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor"

The old Man replied, yep, but no matter what we tried, with our

arthritis, we still couldn't get the jar open.

:classic:

That's a good one!!! LOL

Quack!

i know what yall was thinking