Rare stuff for Ebay

Question to Seller: Are they adjustable? Cobwebs included??

They are fully adjustable! You can tune these babies for your ride preference, from undercarriage on the ground for absolutely the edge of the performance envelope, to "Put that Z in the sky", for that 4x4 appearance. These are just exactly the thing to give your car that rally appearance with out having to get into the time, money and equipment of changing out the entire suspension. Now, I do have to say, with these properly installed, your car may be capable of things you are not, and because of the extreeme changes in performance that are possable with these tuning jewels, I am absolutely not responsable for what happens when you put your monster back under power and lett'r go. I have heard tell, that The General Lee was fitted with these before every jump-I don't know how much more performance you could ask for!

Now, on the cobwebs, if the price is right, you can have the dirt these babies are caked in-I had plans for a garden, but for you, I'll throw it in! I realize this may be a deal that looks to good to be true, but I like you, and I want to do right by you-er, cash, postal money order, orwire transfer only. Ps these are heavy so shipping will prolly be about $85 a piece, and because of their fragile nature, I have to add $15 for proper packing materials, they just don't give away Priority mail supplies-do they.

I just want to be sure you get as much enjoyment from opening you package as I will from stea-spending your money!

Will

Those are sweet, Will, but I was looking for some of those nice stamped-metal spring clamp things. I was thinking of lowering my ride. You wouldn't have a lead on any of them?

I'll see what I can find-what about using tiewraps? Why don't you just take the springs out-that don't cost nothin, and will absolutely lower your car-I am getting a book on that very thing ready for ebay, and a lowering kit as well just be sure to check out my other useless crap-er, auctons.

I wonder if that would work fofl

They aren't for lowering, there for that stiff sporty feel (and do a good job of bending the springs.