I've seen some goofy work also, but my FAVORITE one is from high school. My buddy asked me to help rebuild a SBF. I got everything checked at the machine shop and told my friend to get the machine work done - mains and rod journals need to be cut. He called after he had the motor back and I went to his house with all the parts. He was in a panic. His father wanted that damn car out of his garage. NP, we'll have the motor back in and ready to roll today.
So I dropped in the mains and lowered the crank in place, but it wouldn't drop in - at all. I checked the bearings. Yep they were correct, .020. Then I put a bearing shell on the crank main journal. Uh oh. Not gonna happen.
Me: Mike, you did get the crank cut, right?
Mike: Cut?
Me: Uh oh.
Mike goes inside to tell his dad the car would not be moving today. bull****, I heard him holler. Next thing I know, dad is in the garage with us with a roll of aluminum foil. Here, he says, make shims to space out the bearing caps, and get that damned car out of my garage.
I ran away. No way was I gonna be near that motor when he started it.