davewormald, I couldn't agree with you more. Touchscreens are a very poor substitute for well placed, tactile buttons that you intuitively learn to reach for without looking at it - my previously and currently owned Subarus and Toyotas (and 280Z, of course) seemed to do this pretty well. The Golf Mk8 is likely the shining example, in my opinion, of one of the most poorly executed infotainment and vehicle control systems, but BMWs are pretty bad too. I agree there is much irony in the fact that operating one of these poorly designed control systems is not considered distracted driving because takes more time and focus than a terrible driver would expend upon trying to check texts or make a phone call on their smartphone. Unfortunately, we can only defend ourselves against those who don't take driving seriously. Maybe the solution is putting all of them in driverless, automated vehicles.
Being a Mechanical Engineer, I have wondered often where the high point of analog/mechanical excellence is in automotive design and at what year we reached that plateau. We've certainly passed that point now, and I guess you could make the argument that when EFI entered the picture, that may be where the line is drawn. Still, my fuel injected 280Z gives me feedback that most modern cars have filtered out. Even though most vehicles now on the highway accelerate faster, the modern metal just doesn't have that visceral feeling that mashing the accelerator, the throttle linkage extending, and the L28 roaring in response. Older cars have a sense of urgency and connection that has been lost on modern cars, in my opinion.
I guess that brings us into the car manufacturers getting into adding fake features to modern cars. All I want to ask is why would they choose this route? To me, this is providing a half-assed solution that no one is really going to want or respect, akin to adding silly modifications that provide no performance value, yet the installer will swear up and down that the car has more horsepower because they added a silly yellow sticker. I hate the fake exhaust sound pumped into the cabin because it is fake and serves no purpose other than to fool the passengers. If you want me to feel more connected to the road, make me a car that has an analog dash, ergonomically well placed controls, and that I can work on myself as needed. Unfortunately, no one will ever make a new car with these features, because too few people would by it. "The world has moved on," as Stephen King says.