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Hopefully it'll do better than the last. Anybody know details on the car by chance?

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband...and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford ... new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

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How was the rust on it and was everything there?

Hook up the vacuum advance, thats what it does.

That's when you realize you were setting a goal when you said "til death do we part"! :devious:

950 before I got bored

Heh, excellent response.:devious:

I think that's the best a ricer game has ever looked!

Heh, this one had to be revived as well

This thread seemed neglected.

A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Corvette," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 130 and finally 150 with the light still behind him. "What the hell am I doing?" he finally thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't particularly feel like doing more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Off you go," said the officer.

The turn signals and the running lights.

Depending on how strict the shop is I would fix the leak. Some techs have a great ear and can tell if you have an exhaust leak. As for the car go ahead with the cat and make sure it's tuned up. To be sure drive it around a little before the test to make sure the cat is up to temp. It works better when hot. Other than that you should have no problems but just in case you'll have 2 weeks to get it up to par and most shops can tell you whats wrong and where to look. Good luck!

Still looking if anyone has a spare in working order.

Now that's a sick one!

It was the first movie they used real race cars instead of props or sped up the film to make them look faster. I just saw a showing of it on cable commemorating it for the release. They used some great filming techniques for the era(sorry old timers) and the film really showed it.

Around $50 or so would be good I guess, it depends on quality I suppose. And I tried cleaning it up but it's something inside that's causing the problem. I used a chart from an earlier post to check continuity throughout the switch.

Can anyone tell me where I might find a cheap, good combination/turn signal switch. This seems to be the last thing to get my 260 to pass inspection. I have done some searching but can't really seem to find anything outside of ebay. I really can't wait for the bidding to end so please help!

There were three men who got stranded on an island. A group of cannibals found the three men and took them to their place in the tropical rainforest of an island. The cannibals told the three men to go in the rainforest and find ten of the same fruits each. So the three of them went into the woods to get fruits. An hour later they all came back. The first man brought ten apples. The Cannibals told the man to push all the apples up his arse with out crying, if he did not cry, the cannibals would let him go. The man pushed five up his arse then cried. The cannibals ate him. The second man brought ten berries. The Cannibals told him to push all the berries up his arse without laughing, and if he didn't laugh, they would let him go. The man pushed nine up his arse then laughed. The cannibals ate him. Up in heaven the first man asked the second man, "Why did you laugh, you were so close!" The second man says, '' I couldn't help it, the next guy came with ten pineapples. ''

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"

You gotta love texas drunks! :stupid:

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” The husband says “WHAT??” The wife says, “You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman.” The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can’t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. They go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. Then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, “But you don’t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it then let’s get it.” The wife is jumping up and down – she’s so excited, she cannot believe what is going on. She says “I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cash register.” The husband says, “No - no - no, honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.” The wife’s face goes blank, “No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.” Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and the husband says “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man.” :bandit:

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Two Z owners, Rick and Bill, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. Rick goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic. "What's logic?" asked Rick. The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?" "I sure do," answered the Z owner. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good," the Z owner responded in awe. The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." Impressed, the Z owner shouted, "AMAZING!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Betty Mae! This is incredible!" "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinating thing I ever heard of! I can't wait to take this here logic class." Rick, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Bill was waiting. "So, what classes are you taking?" he asks. "Math, history and logic," replies Rick. Bill asks, "What is this logic?" "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?" "No." "You're a queer, ain't ya?" :bandit: