OMG Steve, ROFL, I'm just recovering now about the Chevy Chase scene... Oh my aching sides I've learned my lesson with you guys for sure.
Ok, after staring at the ring and BMW cap for 10 minutes, the solution is really pretty simple.
You just need a stop block at the right spot. Pictures are worth 1176 words..
First weld in a scrap of metal, here.
Put BMW cap in, twist to stop position, turn key to lock, lock tab now protruding and trapped behind welded in tab.
A pic with the key in open position, free to turn CCW to unlock.
Had to use the rubber gasket from the stock cap, which is thicker. The tabs on the BMW cap are angled away from the body and will leave the cap loose if you don't have enough gasket thickness. Stock is about .012, BMW was only .08 ish
Another issue is the cap OD verses the ID of the mounting ring. Dang tight fit. I just did a little hammer tap tap around the inside to roll the lip just a smig and it slips in easy.
Ok who wants a modified mounting ring? Choice of powder coat, CAD plated, spray paint or sand blasted bare DIY.