notnowkato

as seen in an advert in my local newspaper in the men seeking woman part . man with a good sense of humour own house car etc has lost left leg in a motorcycle accident seeks brunette 25 to 40 no children with good right leg for a stable relationship .

seeing as zeds are so rare in england if that had happened over here then the builder would now be in prison

a japanese lady goes to the opticians complaining about her eyesight and the optician says to her that she has a cataract she replys no i havent ive got a lincoln continental

did you hear the one about the three irish twins

hiya just to point out that your lovely zed as it stood would have been worth at least 16 .000 dollars here in england . your doing a fine job . mark

wotcha am new to this so go gentle but i guess you lucky people in america dont realise how fortunate you are to have so many good 240 260z available . in england they are as rare as rocking horse poo and petrol/gas is approx 12 dollars a gallon .