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A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500.00. So they do. Before he leaves,he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the hole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250.00 and enclosed this note: Dear madam, Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the empression that : 1) it had never been occupied ; 2) that there was plenty of heat; 3) that it was small enough to make me cosy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir: First of all, I can not understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Reguarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you do not have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady!

What year of 300zx are you planning to get the seats from?

An old man is sitting in the mall on a bench near the fountian. A punk-rock kid ( multi-colored spiked hair, tatoos,multiple percings,the works) comes and sits down on the same bench. The old man is staring at him hard. After a minute or so the kid looks at him and says "What, haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life?" The man says "Well, yes I have, one time I got realy drunk and slept with a parrot---- I was just wondering if you were my son."

I bored it out .040 and itstalled TRW flat top pistons - milled the head .020. three angle valve job toped it off. runs smooth and strong on 94 octane.