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Hey "E", Are they supposed to be fitted to a 260Z ?? They weren't on "Precious" when I bought her. Also, does the glass have to be removed in order to fit the rollers??. Rick.

I just HAD to come in on this to add my 2 cents worth. I feel that all these silly answers are detrimental to the reputation of this club so I thought that what I believe to be a sure fire method of fixing the problem should be passed on. Now, Stephen, I'm not absolutely certain of my facts so I thought I'd run this past you for your comment. I believe that a cupful of female urine added to the oil will adhere to the piston rings, thereby forming a tight seal, eliminating the access of any oil into the combustion chamber and stopping the exhaustion of blue smoke. Do you think that would work ???. Rick. :devious::devious:

It's got me beat WHY any of you even BOTHERED to reply to this rediculous post. Rick. :devious::devious:

That's a good one Bill, You're improving mate, keep up the good work. Rick. :devious::devious:

Ummm, Vic, In your first post for this thread, ..... did you mean Datsun fRiends ??. Rick. :devious::devious:

One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that day so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house. "Hey Spidey", said Superman, "let's go get a burger and a beer". "No can do", said Spiderman. "I've got a problem with my web shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it". So Superman went over to the Bat Cave. "Hey Batman", said Superman, "Let's go get a burger and a beer". "Not today Supe", said Batman, "My Batmobile has a flat tyre and I've got to fix it today. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it". A somewhat disgruntled Superman took to the air, cruised around the skies and found himself over a penthouse apartment. And what did his super vision see?. None other than Wonder Woman, lying on the deck, spread eagled, stark naked. Superman had a brilliant idea. "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet. And I've always wondered what she'd be like to make love to". He zoomed down, did the deed. and flew off in a flash. All of a sudden, Wonder Woman sat up and said, "What the hell was that?". The Invisible Man climbed off her and said "I don't know, but it hurt like hell". Rick. :devious::devious:

G'Day Vic, WELCOME "HOME" mate. I had an email from another long lost "brother" recently; Tanny. He's had some health issues as well. There's a few lost souls we're missing. Wonder what's happened ???. Anyway, as I said, Welcome home. Rick. :devious::devious:

Curtis, That garage is far, FAR to tidy. Rick. :devious::devious:

G'Day Rick2, There's a pic in my gallery of my "Precious" in front of my house. To the left of the pic is my old, dependable, neverletmedowninsixteenyears Toyota ute in the driveway of the shed. Rick1 :devious::devious:

While you blokes have got your calculaters warmed up; My shed is 50ft long by 16ft wide by 12ft high at the apex. Now, ..... if I can just convince Barb to sell the caravan currently living in the shed, ....................................................................................... AHHHHhhhh, YES, ... what some men dream of. Rick. :devious::devious:

I bet you're right handed too huh???. You'd REALLY be in trouble had it been the middle finger. Rick. :devious::devious:

The American athletes have really done their country proud. It's about time you came up with a swimming team that could give us Aussies a bit of competition. I really felt for both the American relay teams being unable to pass the baton successfully. All the hours of training ruined in a one second fumble. They must be heartbroken with self recrimination. It was reported on the T.V. news tonight that it seems the most important aspect of the Games so far as the Pom.... (OOPS), English, are concerned, is that they have won more medals than the Aussies. Rick.

STEPHEN !!!!!!! BRING BACK DAISEY MATE, she's much easier on the eyes. My grandfather taught me to ALWAYS treat a woman like a lady and with all due respect because; a/ If she IS a lady, she expects it and, b/ If she's NOT a lady, she might be so grateful that you'll be glad you did. I agree that this thread should be allowed to fade away. jmortensen. Why would you want to invade the girl's family's privacy ?? Surely it's really none of your business ??. Rick. :devious::devious:

WHEW, Good thing you explained your new avatar Stephen, I was beginning to worry about you. Perhaps if one took the time to proof read his/her post/s, there'd be less chance for a comment to be misconstrued. Rick. :devious::devious:

Mate, If you DO find original key blanks, buy 'em ALL and advertise them at a healthy profit and you'll be able to retire on the proceeds. Rick. :devious::devious:

Bill was out for a drive in his Zed, (Zed related thread), when it began to rain. He saw an atractive young woman sheltering under a tree. Bill thought to himself, "Now, .... what would Rick do??.... he's a gentleman, so he'd offer her a lift to get her out of the rain", so that's what Bill did. He stopped, offered her a lift and, surprise surprise, she accepted. Bill then thought, .. "Hmmm, .... Enrique's a man of experience, .... what would he do now?". He thought about it for a minute then said to the girl, "I know a nice bar just up the road, would you like to stop for a drink?". He was lost for words when she agreed. After a few drinks, he was running out of conversational topics and wondered, "Will's a smooth talker and knows his way around, ... what would Will do next?". He was still pondering the question when the girl solved his problem for him by asking him to take her home. When they got to her place, she asked him if he'd like to come inside for another drink. Bill didn't need to wonder what anyone else would do .... he said yes. Well .... one thing led to another and he had his first experience with a woman. When they were relaxing afterwards, he said to the girl, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?". She replied, "Well, you might be, ..... when I first saw you, you looked familiar". Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey Khrystina, :love: the new avatar. You've just about convinced me that your signature is correct. I may be an old fart but there's nothing wrong with my eyesight or my memory. Rick. :devious::devious:

As Arne said, don't trust your ears. I spent HEAPS trying to track down a thump in the rear right suspension. At least that's where the noise APPEARED to be coming from. Had it apart no less than four times. Finally fixed the problem by adjusting the #@&*^%@!~* SUNROOF. I can laugh about it now though. Rick. :devious::devious:

"Well, ... I was playing golf with my wife. I'd been having a great game but unfortunately, she wasn't. On the 15th tee I hit a beautiful shot, 250 metres straight down the fairway. My wife steps up and hits a tremendous slice that leaves the course and lands in the pasture out of bounds. We both went looking for the ball and just as we were about to give up I spotted a glint of white coming from a cow's behind, just under it's tail. I lifted it's tail to make sure, and then called to my wife saying, 'Here, honey, this looks like yours'. That's the last thing I remember". Rick.

G'Day Khrystina, Be flattered girl, no need to be scared of Bill, he's been taking lessons on "Gentlemanly Behaviour" from "E", Will and me for years. Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey "E", If that's a pic of Khrystina in her avatar, then I say, PICS, PICS and MORE PICS. Rick. :devious::devious:

A bloke went into a bar carrying a small box. He said to the bartender, "If I show you the neatest thing you've ever seen, will you give me a free beer?". The bartender said, "Sure, but I've got to warn you, I've seen a LOT of things in my time". "Yeah, but you've never seen anything like this", said the man, opening the box to reveal a tiny little man, jamming away on a piano. The bartender is impressed. "That is the neatest thing I've ever seen. Where didyou get him?". "Well, I was walking on the beach, found this brass lamp and rubbed it, and a genie came out and granted me a wish". "Do you think I could have a wish too?" asked the bartender. "Sure", said the bloke, producing the lamp from his coat pocket. The bartender gave it a rub, the genie popped out and the bartender said, "I want a million bucks". POOF!! The bar is full of ducks. They're flying around, crapping on everything. The bartender screams at the man, "What the hell's going on, ... is your genie defective?". "Yep, ... hard of hearing. I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist either". (Might need to explain this one to Bill). Rick. :devious::devious:

Young Bill, having been awarded his PHD,(he based his research on the infinite differences in Breats and Thights), decided to go into business and rented an office, furnishing it with expensive antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy and make a good impression, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally, Bill hung up the phone and asked his visitor, "Yes, ... can I help you??". The man replied, "Ummmm, .... er,.... I've come to install the phone". Rick. :devious::devious:

I'm waiting to hear Arne's side of the story since John cast him as the gorilla. John, Does your radiator overheat every time it gets close to a flimsy green hose ???. Hey Bill, Do you want a copy of the video tape ?? Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey Bill, You know mate, .... Will's really got me interested in one of his comments in his post,(#10 of this thread), where he mentions a "FLUID TRANSFER" between his "Hose" and John's "Radiator". HMMMMMMMM, ........ Rick. :devious::devious: