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I received the following from a VERY reliable source. APPLE ANNOUNCEMENT. Apple announced today that it has developed a BREAT implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499.00 to $699.00, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their BREATS and not listening to them. Rick. :devious::devious:

Bill, Please refer to Post No. 2 of your previous contribution regarding taxes. "E", Seeing that you concede that Bill can come up with the money faster than you can, should we then construe that you would consider applying for the job if Bill fails to satisfy ????????????????????????????????? Rick. :devious::devious::devious:

trykflyr's comment that 260's have two fusible links sent me searching through my Haynes manual. It states in section 16, chapter 10 of the electrical system, on page 153 that; "On later 240Z and all 260Z models, A fusible link is incorporated ............". I even checked under the bonnet (hood) just to make sure. (Unless it's different in the USA). Rick. :devious::devious:

The Arkansas Zoo aquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very horny and difficult to handle. Upon examination, a veterinarian determined the problem; she was in heat. What could they do?. there was no male gorilla available. While worrying about the problem, the zoo administrators noticed Bill, an employee responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Now, Bill was always bragging that he had ample ability to satisfy any female and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might entice Bill to satisfy the female gorilla. They approached him with a proposition; would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?. Bill suggested that he might be interested, but he needed time to think it over. The following day he entered the zoo administrator's office. "I accept your offer but with three conditions", he said. "Firstly, I don't want to have to kiss her. Two, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result". The zoo administrator nodded and agreed to those conditions, then enquired about the third condition. Bill replied, "Well, ... it's about the $500. You'll have to give me another week to come up with it". Rick. :devious::devious:

Let me stop laughing first "E". Good one Bill. SAaay, is that Arne or Will sneaking up behind you ???? Rick. :devious::devious:

"E", All Oz 260's had one fusible link in the battery to alternator cable. If it is the fusible link, thered be a problem in the insulation of the wiring somewhere and should be remedied before fitting a new fusible link. What about the earth lead from the battery to the firewall ?? Does either of the battery terminals get hot ?? How old is the coil ?? could that be the problem ?? Rick.

Bill, I simply MUST know the answer to this question; Did you WORK that out all on your very lonesome or did you receive a little help ??. Rick. :devious::devious:

The Centre for Disease Control has issued a Medical Alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand and even electronically. The virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer, (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever, DO NOT TOUCH IT !!!. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, you should leave the premises immediately. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes; Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract, (WINE) and/or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter, (BEER). Take the antidote/s repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this Medical Alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Rick. :devious::devious:

A college professor, an avowed athiest, was teaching his class. He shocked his students when he flatly stated that he was going to prove that there was no God. Addressing the ceiling, he shouted, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes". The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God saying, "Here I am God, ... I'm still waiting". His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just released from active duty and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him full in the face, and sent him tumbling off his platform. The professor was out cold. At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine resumed his seat in the front row and sat there silently. Eventually, the professor came to, looked at the young Marine and, after regaining his senses and could speak, he said to the Marine, "What's the matter with you?, why did you do that?". The Marine replied, "God was busy so he sent the Marines". Rick. :devious::devious: From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli.

O.K, so, ..... The spare tyre well comes out, he goes for a drive and 20 - 30 - 40 - 50 miles from home, the tyre picks up a screw, hits the curb, gets staked etc, and you've got a flat. Not having a spare is just plain stupid IMHO. Rick. :devious::devious:

OOOohhhhh, And I thought I'd been nasty to Bill in the past. But not THAT nasty. (That WAS a good shot at him though). Rick. :devious::devious:

G'Day Guy, When I bought my Zed, the glovebox was full of info about the PO so I contacted them asking for any info they could give me about the car. Turns out I'm only the second owner. I received a very nice letter from them, supplying more details about the car, and they were happy to hear that "their" car was being refreshed, (that's all it needed)' and well cared for. When "Precious" was finally painted it's original colour, I sent a photo to the PO and received a very nice letter in return. So, on my experience, I'd say yes, go ahead and contact the PO. He/she might be as pleased as my car's PO was. Rick. :devious::devious:

110mph ????????????? Just WHERE do you drive your car at 110mph ?????? Rick. :devious::devious:

Why wasn't I surprised at Sailor Bob's reply ??????????????? As for Air Force pilots, .... well, ... I thought they invented the Solo Mile High Club. Rick. :devious::devious:

A Marine and a Sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service. After a swig of beer, the Marine said, "Well, we had Iwo Jima". Arching his eyebrows, the Sailor replied, "We had the Battle of Midway". "Not entirely", responded the Marine, "Some of those pilots were Marines. In fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot who was killed at the Battle of Midway". The Sailor said, "O.K, point taken". The Marine then said, "We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern". The Sailor nodded agreement and said, "But we had John Paul Jones". The argument continued until the sailor came up with what he thought would end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he said, "The Navy invented sex". The Marine replied, "Yes, ..... that's true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women". Rick.

Good grief Bill, That WAS a closely guarded secret. Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey there "E", Do you think the problem could be with the condenser (I think you'd call it a capacitor)?. That'll cause the ignition systen to fail won't it ??. Rick.

An old couple have gone to bed. After a few minutes, the old man lets go with a loud fart and says, "One nil". His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that all about?". The old man said, "A goal. I'm ahead, one nil". A few minutes later, the wife lets one go and says, "Goal, .. one all". The old bloke farts again "Goal!!. I'm ahead, .. two to one now". Now starting to get the hang of it, the wife quickly farts again and says, "Goal !!, two all". The old fellow tries to fart again, but can't. Trying desperately not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and shits the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that???". The old bloke said, "Half time, ... switch sides". Rick. :devious::devious:

I agree with you on that "E". Rick.

You usually find us mouldy oldies advising the younger generation to ease up on the go pedal and show more common sense and show respect for other road users and develope a more MATURE attitude etc., etc., However, .... in many cases, it's a wonder that some of us SURVIVED long enough to BE mouldy oldies because we went through the STOOPID phase as young blokes, then spend our later years trying to guide the bullet proof youths through THEIR stoopid phase. My signature says it all. Rick. :devious::devious:

My "Precious" came with a towbar fitted. It was mounted by three bolts in the spare wheel well. It was the first thing I removed. Tell me Mr. Cafe, do you know anything about Towball Download????? That is the maximum weight allowable weighing DOWN on the towball. As has already been said, Rent A Truck. Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey Carl, Don't you blokes have car clubs to organise monthly get together/meetings ?? The club I'm in have been doing something similar for around ten years. Rick. :devious::devious:

G'Day Pixie, Where in the land of Oz are you ?? It's quite possible that one of our members live close enough go have a look at your problem. Rick. :devious::devious:

Will, Mike and Gazza met up in a local bar and, as could be expected, the topic of conversation soon turned to Z Cars. By closing time, all were, shall we say, under the weather and all had their wobbly boots on, ... drunk as skunks. The group of loud, rowdy drunks were making quite a racket when they turned up outside Will's house. It was in the wee small hours of the morning and Mrs. Will flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet. "Is this where Will lives?" asked Mike. "Yes, it is", answered Mrs. Will. "Well then", slurred Gazza, "Would you mind coming out here and picking him out so the rest of us can go home?".

Hey there girl, This rusty old Ozzie has been wondering about you as well. All the best and hope you're back with us soon. Rick. :devious::devious: