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Z Kid

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  1. Z Kid commented on Z Kid's comment on a gallery image in Modeling & Art
  2. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Funnybone
    The Statements Car Owners are Really Making: Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars. Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars. Acura NSX - I am impotent. Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires. Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states. Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman. Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp. Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people. Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette. Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis. Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government. Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather. Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel-well. Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower. Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car. Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate. Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones. Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them. Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all. Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit. Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle. Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers. Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above) Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph. Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole. Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen wheeler. MGB - I am dating a mechanic. Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either. Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts. Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List. Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena. Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock. Porsche 911 Turbo - I wear a hairpiece. Porsche 944 - I am dating big-haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me. Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal. Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu. Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet. Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns. Volkswagen Cabriolet - I am out of the closet. Volkswagen Golf (Tan) - I am a loser with a wizz arse job, a raging lunatic and smelly breathed geeky wimp. Datsun 240Z - I am very intelligent, good looking, great disposition, down to earth, and hung like a yak. Volkswagen Microbus - I am tripping. Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife. Cheers Chris
  3. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Old Want Ads
    I have my Z and the remnants of a couple of others in the back yard, If you could post a pic of what you have, and just point out what shouldn't be there, I will have a good look.
  4. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Old Want Ads
    Make sure either you or they remove all of the old vinyl/plastic covering, otherwise you will spend many frustrating hours trying to get it to fit. Mine was done by a firm in South Australia, and costs only about 400 dollars aus. It seems to be a good job, have a look in my gallery for pics
  5. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Open Chit Chat
    I think cuong intends to use it as a road car, and I am sure he will put the other seat in at some stage, after all he trimmed the car with brown carpet so his passengers fear wont stain as much.
  6. Z Kid commented on Cuong Nguyen's comment on a gallery image in Big Z Photo Collection
  7. It does happen, but then what are the farmers going to have done to it? Mine came off a farm, and was cheap (900) but it was used for some fairly extensive circle work (and hit a few fences) and had a footprint or two in the roof. Good luck with your search, if you find a spare one, let me know. Cheers Chris
  8. Z Kid posted a gallery image in Big Z Photo Collection
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    Z Kid posted a gallery image in Big Z Photo Collection
  10. Z Kid posted a gallery image in Big Z Photo Collection
  11. Z Kid posted a gallery image in Modeling & Art
  12. Z Kid posted a gallery image in Big Z Photo Collection
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  14. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Open Chit Chat
    Rattle gun, the big compressor driven wrench, that makes the rattle/blap blap blap sound, only any good for undoing really rough stuff, and often does more damage than good. Just asking because I spent 5 minutes this morning trying to unwind myself after unsucessfully pulling the mags off the parts bin. Chris
  15. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Open Chit Chat
    Rubber gloves are ok, but I have found that petrol affects them (they dissolve) and the rattle gun gets you in a hell of a tangle, so are the mechanix gloves going to catch on the rattle gun/drill/grinder and get me into trouble or not?
  16. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Asia
    Come on, fess up about the stone chips Alan, I just saw the nice action shots, you sure it wasn't a close encounter with a gravel trap at the track . Either that or stones recognise a more expensive car and aim for it, I know kangaroos choose to run into more expensive cars, must feel softer or stomething.
  17. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Open Chit Chat
    Worst beer I have ever tasted? Dead F#@king easy, my last attempt at home brew peach beer. It seemed like a natural thing to do with 20k's of peaches, only drank half a bottle, and about 6 hours later I was porcelin bus driving .
  18. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Open Chit Chat
    BAH HUMBUG What kind of person drinks VB? Not a normal one, maybe an arse? COOPERS all the way.
  19. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Funnybone
    Whilst this is what is portrayed, I don't see it as being entirely true. At the age of 12 I bought my first car with hard earned lawn mowing money. And proceeded to spend every spare minute and cent fixing it up. By the time it was finished, I had crashed several home built go karts (don't put wheels on a fridge and sit in it), nearly lost my finger to a bandsaw, and had a small run in with the boys in blue over the legality of firing a tennis ball at high speeds using propellant. And my parents definitely sided with the cops. I have damaged nerves in my ankle, and a thick coating of scars, yet no legal action would have ever been considered. I was able to the age of 12 disappear off on bikes for the day with mates, as long as I was home by dark. I pity the children who grow up today having never pulled down a car, crashed a go kart (on a public road of course), and am appauled by people suing others for their screw ups. It shits me that a society (led largely by US precedents) can sue for their own stupid actions. my 1c Chris
  20. Fstr240 May you have a speedy and full recovery. I wish you all the best in your time of need. God Bless Chris AKA Z KID
  21. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Old For Sale Ads
    Will you ship the Z hubcap to Australia, I have a set of three, and am desperately seeking a forth, Better Yet, I will take all four (three d ones and the Z one) if shipping doesn't kill me. Please email me at Thorci00@hotmail.com. Cheers CHris
  22. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Wheels & Brakes
    I think (99% Sure) it should be a bridgestone RD 150 tyre, 175/14, on a steel rim with long rouned cutouts around the edge of the rim centre, black on the outside of the rim and light grey on the inside. Cheers Chris
  23. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Open Chit Chat
    I still reckon Australia has the most tight arse gun laws, at least in england you don't need to do a gun safety course to buy a bb gun . No semi autos either, unless you have a good reason, if you want to kill people you have to slide the bolt home after each shot, or just buy a black market firearm. Opinons are like assholes, everyone has (or is) one, and has a right to make theirs heard. I can see however that maybe Mr Moore is not as straight up and down as he would like people to think. One a more light hearted note, Who would want to live next to an airport? Did you get the Aussie movie "The Castle" you must go out and watch it if its available, it shows just who wants to live next to an airport. Cheers Chris PS Our K-Marts sporting section includes things such as shoes, golf sticks, cricket bats (the bit of willow which is flat on one side and you hit a leather coated ball with it), real footballs as well but nothing explosive. PPS They are finally changing our laws so people don't get done for murder when you shoot them stealing your lifes work. There has been a case where a person sued a home owner because they cut their wrists open whilst climbing in through a broken window. Well I have now said all I wanted to say, not sure if it was 2 cents, but unless we start talking about the castle, that is all I have to say
  24. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Open Chit Chat
    Ok, I hadn't heard any of the stuff on the website, but after looking, I still think it was an excellent documentary. He may not have made his intentions clear, and maybe some of the redneck comments were taken out of context and doctored a bit. However the fact still remains that it is a real problem, when you have children being destroyed by crazed gunmen who can buy their bullets from K-mart, and get a free gun from the bank, you have some fairly serious issues. So maybe he wasn't totally honest, and even if only half of what he put out was totally true, it is still a serious issue. And surely not being able to get bullets from K-mart is now a good thing??? I can just never imagine the weekly shopping list that says bread, milk, rounds for the 9mm, etc. Here we have gunlaws that are overly strict, yet they still seem to function relatively well (you need a gun licence to own an air rifle, and to buy the pellets for christs sakes). I for one stil think that its a great documentary, and having visited america, even your taxi drivers don't do a great job of making the place feel safe, ie between airport and hotel, comments like 12 people were shot in that carpark in the last six months, there is the gang border etc, don't go here. There is a problem, and the figures in the movie were government provided, so have a go at the guy, but he is trying to do something about the problem, even if it is just stirring it up to get a reaction. The fact that people have Mr Moore hate sites means that he must be doing something right, and really they are helping his cause, If I hadn't seen the docco, and saw that site, I would go out and see it. The site seems to be nothing more than a few bored individuals "muckracking". So take the movie, assume eveything is terribly exagurated, halve all the figures, forget half of the comments made, and half of the incidents which are used as examples, and there is still a major problem which needs to be adressed. My 2cents Chris
  25. Z Kid posted a post in a topic in Open Chit Chat
    I watched it, and was truly amazed, the number of shooting deaths per capita in the US is just crazy, In australia we basically have the accidental shootings, people cleaning their guns and looking down the barrels, and the suicides, and of course the people the the Victorian police shoot. In america it was a phenomanol number. The most amazing scene was where he went into a bank, opened an account, and received his complementary fire arm for opening an account at the bank, and they just gave it to him over the counter, is it stupid to anyone but me? I never thought giving out guns in a bank was a good idea
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