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Hi Rob, Yeah I saw that avatar, it is really disturbing.

Looks like a moon-rover.

Your avatar freaked me out!!!!!!!!!!!!

I personally would not have a man that I could order around. Of course with my track record, what do I know?!?!

Looking good!! Congratulations!!!

Hi Spunky, I get the same thing ALL THE TIME!!!! All kinds of animals just seem to flock to me. I have had pets that took to me that their owners were amazed because they never let strangers near them. My mom is the same way. I guess animals just know animal lovers!!!

:classic: Speaking of pets, I will be getting one in the next month or so. I figure winter is almost over so now is a good time. I love German shepherds, but since I am an apartment dweller, I will probably settle for a cat.

That is bizarre!! Who am I to speak though, when I can’t sleep and am giddy with fatigue, I post bad jokes!!

O gee, the one time I knew the answer, someone beats me to it!!!

That is hard to say. The motor is perfect, so it really runs well. 2Many recommended the medium grade gasoline recently and that is what I have been using ever since, because as he said, many places just take the bottom of the barrel grade gas for the inexpensive stuff but if your car isn't really souped up or something the high priced stuff won't do you much good. My main problems are serious rust, suspension, and electrical problems. I will be starting a new job Tuesday with great pay:classic: and I am planning to up the budget on the car from 400 a month to 800 monthly, but that is restoration and stuff not general maintainance. My goal is to have it totally done in 18 months. Wish me luck!!!!!

I don't really think of my Z in terms of how much money it is worth. I would never sell it unless it was to get one in better condition that doesn't need so much work done on it. If I had access to a good shop and the know-how, I wouldn't sell it then, however I am mechanically stupid and don't have a shop/tools. When I got the car, I thought that I would have a hand in doing the work, that was part of the appeal, but so much for that.:mad: It is just one of those things that you can't put a $ value on, I just know that I LOVE driving it!!!!

Very funny. (Your avatar is adorable!!)

Who, ME, try to tell a man ANYTHING?!?! I learned a long time ago that is a waste of time and energy!!! (Isn't this fun!!!!)

Hardly seems fair does it? Whereas there are numerous ways a woman can keep physically fit, there has yet to be found a way for a man over 40 to escape the rapid mental deterioration to which men are so prone.

I can't stop laughing!!! You're CRAZY!!!!!

THANKS MIKE!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!

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I already know what mine is going to be if I get to choose. "Dillion's Grandma."

But how did Kyle get to be "master of my own destiny?"

THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. 'Oh, my,' said the bunny, 'I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am.' 'It's quite OK,' replied the snake. 'Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you.' 'Oh, that would be wonderful,' replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, 'Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit.' 'Oh, thank you! Thank you,' cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, 'Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me.' So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, 'Well, you're scaly and smooth, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be either an accountant, or possibly someone in senior management.'

DANGEROUS VENOMOUS SNAKE NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) LOCATION: Throughout the world DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fangless, with a highly venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood and subspecies. SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks, mainly women, in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then, a severe swelling, followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. However, it has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, which may result in an incurable disease and possible death. HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places. ANTIDOTE:Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men. WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED TORNIQUET: Do not apply a torniquet, as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected. CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow. SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success. MILKING THE SNAKE 1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front. 2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion. 3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start spitting. 4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked. 5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes. CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin and, treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.

BUSY BULLS A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."

MORE MARRIAGE QUOTES First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel !" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." "How do most men define marriage ? An expensive way to get laundry done for free." "Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent." "Three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering." "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - George Burns. "Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970), British philosopher, Marriage and Morals. "The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." "Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't, they be married too." - H. L. Mencken. In California, there's a 6-month waiting period for filing for divorce, but only a 15-day waiting period for buying a handgun. It's nice to know the government is giving us advice on how to work out our problems." - Matt Sullivan. "Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that." "If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books." - Alan King. "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor. "Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." - Jim Backus. "It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !" - Emperor Akbar the Great of India (1542-1605) who had 300 wives and 5000 concubines. "Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) "Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest." - Professor Irwin Corey. "Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up." - Evelyn Hendrickson. "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." - Richard Pryor. "Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them." - Sydney Smith. "Adam & Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn't have to hear about how well his Mother cooked." "My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely." - Rodney Dangerfield. "My wife was in labor with our first child for thirty-two hours and I was faithful to her the whole time." - Jonathan Katz. "Q: What food sucks 80% of the sex drive from a woman ? A: The wedding cake." "They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, considering that the other 50% end in death." "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates. "I still miss my Ex, But my aim is getting better" - Bumper sticker. "Many men owe their success to their first wife... and their second wife to their success!" - Jim Backus. "Terrorism? I don't give a ****: I've been married 2 years." - Sam Kinison. "I think that men who have a pierced ear are better prepared to be married: they are already acquainted with pain and have already bought jewels." - Rita Rudner. "If your really want your spouse to listen to you, talk in your sleep..." "Marriage is the only war when you sleep with the enemy." "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Remarriage is the triumph of hope over experience..." "During the first year of the wedding, put a quarter in a jar each time you make love. Then during the second year, take a quarter out each time you make love. At the end of the second year go to a good restaurant with what's left..."