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  1. hls30.com posted a post in a topic in Australia & NZ
    Be sure to catch him late in the day, and have him blow the froth off the better half a slab of XXXX (unless he likes plonk betta) before you ask, A little lubrication just might get you stuffed! Will
  2. hls30.com posted a post in a topic in Introductions
    Gavin, If Neighbors only had the same reaction to cutting and welding in the back yard as they do to typing on a keyboard... Get real, I would have been at last years MSA show withthe car! Ya cranky bastard! Will
  3. hls30.com posted a post in a topic in Australia & NZ
    Brilliant! Will
  4. hls30.com posted a post in a topic in Introductions
    Dr. Phill suggests that Penis envy and Z envy among owners of four cylinder cars with Blatt type exhausts and more money in road bling and "aerodynamic blasphome" than is real performance parts prompts those affected to project the "Dickness" that defines them on those around them, especially Z owners! The only effective treatment is a healthy dose of shrinking taillights from Z owning drivers. Almost miraculously, that is the only view a Neon or Honda owner gets, unless he happens to encounter a parked Z-which though rare, does occasionally happen-and, unfortunately, can be totally responsible for a complete relapse. The treatment also has been shown to actually exaccerbate the problem in those test subjects who are already in a state of denial before having to face the reality that there is no substitute for cubic inches. Dr. Phil also notes that those with a predisposition to this problem are 100 times more likely to appear on the Jerry Springer show(and subsequently in the unedited videos offered for sale) than on his own show. Another observation from Dr. Phil is that while most of the "guests" on the Springer show are paid character actors at the lowest point in their carreers, those infected with the previously described affliction just get their rocks off being in the spotlight even when it brings to, and saddens, the worlds view that they are in need of serious help. Will
  5. Start with the good stuf until your tastebuds are numb, then drink the paint thinner! Will
  6. hls30.com posted a post in a topic in Introductions
    The S30 is a P-ssy Wagon-meaning, drive one and you get plenty of... Only those misfortunate enoungh to have never found out first hand would call it a penis mobile-don't hold iit against them though, some people are born mentally challenged! Will
  7. I see an FSM in your future....it shows where everything is, what to do with it, and how to troubleshoot it, all without waiting-not that I am not happy to help, just that having a printed expert when you are elbow deep in a wiring harness sure beats having to let go of the wire you just found to go make a post! Will
  8. hls30.com posted a post in a topic in Open Chit Chat
    Welcome to the club(both ClassicZcars.com, and the "elova long way to go club!" Will
  9. Seems to me Victor posted a picture of a case of special consumables unsecurred in the hatch of his car, they were being traded for something and delivery was included! Access is more important than safety! Will
  10. And you wonder why your plugs foul! Will
  11. hls30.com commented on Ed's comment on a gallery image in Big Z Photo Collection
  12. Wasn't there a picture of the beer being delivered somewhere... Were you missing a few cans when he pulled up I have a good fourspeed too. Will
  13. hls30.com posted a post in a topic in Body & Paint
    Nothing if'n youre eatin um, but paintin wifum brings out dem dadburn flies! Will
  14. I am hoping to paint them up good and coat them with a teflon based wax so that hosing them off will keep them clean. Will
  15. Or how long it will take-you know how he is about figuring out how to get somewhere! Will
  16. hls30.com commented on Ed's comment on a gallery image in Big Z Photo Collection
  17. I would hate to think of Bill having to run to the store for Beer-God only knows where he would end up!! Will
  18. Carl, I am building a car to drive daily, and to easily keep clean! Thanks Panchvisa! Will
  19. Ed, That looks mighty good! Will
  20. Too easy to cheet! disconnect/replace ... Will
  21. In getting the car ready to go back together-not that I am close to that point, I have come upon yet another quandry. What do you do to ready the trany-not rebuilding, but ceaning and coating. If Aluminum is cleaned with Marine Clean, it looks great for a week or so, and then starts to develop oxidation because there is nothing coating the surface to protect it. What are you guys doing-if anything? Oiling, waxing, clear coat, plating, dare I say it, buffing it out? Will
  22. Everybody must bring and leave the most loud and obnoxious toys for Chris' wee ones-batteries mus be superglued in-oh no, my sisters evil plan for my house has suddenly become clear-sorry Chris! Will
  23. hls30.com posted a post in a topic in Australia & NZ
    We are giving Rick a choice with a flapper, you know he'll choose to have a go with a flapper-as long the cooks in the back of Burke! Will I think I have it now-I'll try to drum us a complete picture!
  24. hls30.com posted a post in a topic in Australia & NZ
    I will try to make it easier. Does it look like this one? http://www.classiczcars.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=13008&sort=1&cat=500&page=1 I'm just a Clayton's Aussie" Not good oil, mind you, but I reckon no worse than a septic Gullah! Will

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