Fun_in_my_z

Please do not read this if you are offended by joke of the human anatomy Banker's Balls A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office. The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Madam, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." The president laughs, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" The president agrees, "Sure, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls aren't square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10am today I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."

Now Sean do we need to have a talk about ur fathering teqs? http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/108-badboy.htm

Kinda looks like a race car to me. Not to bad for the money they are asking. I would buy it if i had the green. PS. I know a guy who is trying very hard to find a camaro like that one in the back ground. Would u ask if he'll sell it? Thanks Bill

Im keeping it. I had to stop myself, but im trying the best i can not to do that.

Considering he stand 6ft 2inches tall, and waighes 285 pounds. Im glad i didnt. But im not going to sit back and whatch him push my brothers and my mother around. I dont care how big he is.

Im in trouble now so to speak. My father wanted me to go out in the yard and fist fight with him. When i didnt he tried to kick me out. Mom realy saved my skins this time. I would have accepted it,had i atleast known why i was being punished. It was basically becouse he was in a bad mood. I might not have a Z much longer cuz i kinda told him exactly what i thought about him. Taking your moods out on your kids isnt right. I dont care what perents point of veiw is. If your going to take a bad mood out on somebody, then atleast do it on the person that started it.(unless they are your kids of course)

I think it looks like crap myself :sick: Pretty impresive beating a cobra though. :devious:

Nice to see your back. I have a uncle up their. You might have met him. His names Todd Romaine. I feel sorry for you if you have him for a boss .

If the zx is a standard trans, you might as well put the 5 speed in it. you will have them out anyway. And it would give that much more.

Nice to here they finally broke through. :classic:

Yeah it was kinda funny i guess. Ill just shut up. I cant please anyone on here anymore

Getting your B.S? knew them dentistes had to get it from somewhere

What are u smoking on that planet? I want some!

P.h.D Yup ur a regullar post hole digger huh Just kidding.

Never said i wouldnt own one. It would be cool haveing the only one around

They dont evan import them here. Atleast i never seen one :surprised

Ill stick to my Z. Skylines arnt as cool :devious:

Im uhhh between jobs at the moment. I start at sears next week. Then between school, my car,and my maby hopefully possibly new girl, im staying realy busy. :classic:

You guys really are old

Whatch out for traps

Sombody call ghost busters!

Yeah but they get to fight over who gets grandpas car when he crokes :classic:

From the side it kinda reminds me of a porsche. It looks ok from the front. Bt i think i like the other *Toad* version better

What ever you do, do not show his girl friends That is low and rotten I still remmember mom with those stooped baby pictures. Showed this girl that i dated.And she rubbed me about that for monthes.