Help me write a Ballad Please

[PUSHER]

Meh, I suck at poetry, was hoping some of you guys could give me some lines/help me out. Its due tommorrow so I'll check this post in the morning.

Example:

There was / a man / they called / Saddam,

Who ruled / Iraq / with fists,

He Stood / as king / but act-/ed mean,

And mur- / dered in / the mists.

It can be about anything, preferably something a highschooler can relate to and must be appropriate. The first word/syllable must be stressed(ie. the bold words) and the last words on the 2nd and 4th must ryhme. I need 4 of these, so 16 total lines. Laugh at me, write 4 lines, whatever. I'd appreciate any help, thanks.

[Bambikiller240]

There was a man from Nantuckett, whose d**k was so................

Oh, wait that is a Limmerick. Never mind!!!!!!!:stupid:

[ALT_255]

gooooo public schools...

feel the learning....

my Datsun / smokes hondas / my Datsun/

smokes fords / my Datsun / smokes tires

my Datsun / Wins Awards

or

my Datsun / is super / my Datsun/

is great / my Datsun / Goes fast

all over / The Place

some one else make one this is kinda fun

[PUSHER]

Its gotta be a set of four, a set of three, four, three. Like in the example, very good stuff though... I'm trying to use that to make one... I cant forget to incorporate rust, bondo or fiberglass. Keep them Ideas flowing.

[PUSHER]

Alright, ive got it down to simpsons....

all ive got so far is

The simpsons/is an/ epic show/ of a family,

At 6oclock/ the reruns/ are on,

and ive got bits of pieces, am doing bits about each character.... If anything pops into your head please post.

[ALT_255]

sorry about the last post.. it was late and i had been fiddiling w. the fuel tank (huffing some fumes ) for an hour

g/l with your project

[MikeW]

Originally posted by Bambikiller240

There was a man from Nantuckett, whose d**k was so................

Oh, wait that is a Limmerick. Never mind!!!!!!!:stupid:

There once was a boy from Peru

whose limericks stopped at line two.

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There once was a man from Verdun.

[TomoHawk]

I think I will never Z

a car urdier than thee...

(haiku version)

Datsun dat soon go

smoke tires, smoke ricers, and so so

happiest driver

(rhyming)

my 280Z

had to flee

a lot full of Hondos

civic cvcc's

(satanistic)

DATSUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!

boogooda-boogooda-boogooda-boogooda

DATSUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!

he he hehehe hehehe

[240ZX]

"THERE ONCE WAS A Z NUT NAMED TOMOHAWK,

WHO LOVED TO SUBIT POSTS AND TALK ALOT.

NOW, HE PROCLAIMS HE LOOKS LIKE TOM SELLACK,

BUT ONE GOOD LOOK WILL CERTAINLY DISPELL IT.

WE ALL LOVE THAT HE IS WITH US,

BUT SOMETHING KEEPS TELLING ME HE'S SOMETHING OF A NARCISSUS." ROFL ROFL ROFL

Sorry TomoHawk..I just could not restrain myself:tapemouth

[TomoHawk]

Dig ME, Baby!!

[240ZX]

Your a real sport TomoHawk!!! I kind of figured you had a sence of humor.

[TomoHawk]

I was sstanding next to the TV you see in the avatar with the same clothes on and my mom thought I was on TV!!

Magnum P.I. was on...