What are your favorite Quotes?

[guy_geo]

La vie c'est comme une beurrée de merde, plus ça avance, moins il y a de pain..

Life is like a spread of $^!#, the more you go, the thinner the bread is....

[zcarnut]

“However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results”. Winston Churchill

[mikewags]

"You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

-Rodney Dangerfield (Caddyshack)

[Oiluj]

Paraphrased from "A Clockwork Orange"

"The 240Z gave me a warm vibraty feeling all through me gutty-wuts".

and

"The 240Z ate the road like spagetti".

[Twentysixouncer]

La vie c'est comme une beurrée de merde, plus ça avance, moins il y a de pain..

Life is like a spread of $^!#, the more you go, the thinner the bread is....

I have heard this as: "Life is like a sh#t sandwich, the more bread you've got, the less sh#t you have to eat"

[chrism]

Beauty tends to fade away but ugly just hangs in there.

It's not who you know and what you do but rather who you do with what you know.

[zbane]

Some people are like Slinkies: Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs...

[Darrel]

another cops quote--- by a homeless bum caught in a vice sting--- I knew it was too good to be true when she had all her teeth.

[Rockr69]

My personal favorite... "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" -Mater from Disney's Cars

[NissanMaster]

There are 3 kind of people

1.People that make it happen

2.People that watch it happen

3.People who wonder what the hell just happened?

So which one are you gonna be?

I like to make it happen!

[Fun_in_my_z]

Guy: We are going to change their world!

Rambo: Are you bringing in any weapons?

Guy: Of course not!

Rambo: Then your not changing anything.

Guy: That kind of thinking is why the world never changes!

Rambo: **** the world

[nahurry]

it's hotter than a blistered ***** in a pecker patch.