The Purina Diet!

[EScanlon]

I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at the grocery store and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

[Fun_in_my_z]

So if i eat Purina i can lick my own balls?

[EScanlon]

And NOBODY ELSE"S....

[Fun_in_my_z]

thats not funny

[webdawg1]

You ever notice that about dogs....They always want to lick what ever private part that they want to lick at that point in time, and then give you a BIG old sloppy dog kiss.....What's up with that!!!!

webdawg1

[mlc240z]

it's like the old joke.

Q:why do dogs lick their balls?

A: because they can!!

[ChrisA]

it's like the old joke.

Q:why do dogs lick their balls?

A: because they can!!

Q: Why do dogs lick their own butts?

A: To get the taste of mailman out of their mouths.

Sorry, heard that today.

[gogriz91]

Next time you go to a meeting, just tell your co-workers you're going to a "butt sniff".

[240ZX]

EScanlon,

That way funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL I gotta remember that one for a joke! Thanks for the morning laugh EScanlon.

Tom

[hls30.com]

Enrique,

Even my wife laughed out loud at that-she asked me what I was laughing at...so I read it to her.

Will