this is why it seems only women's letters to Abby are printed....

[zed2]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on What could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone

again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Datsun 240Z next to The garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my 240Z, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Gary

[Carl Beck]

Ahmen Sad - but true. ... Just too funny...

Carl B.

[Ed]

Good one. , Better fix that before it's too late.

[e_racer1999]

HAHAHAHA!

but you might want to change the "valve covers" to singular

[=Enigma=]

At least he's got his priorities right.

[Adrenaline406]

Haha ive heard the same thing just with rust spots on the trunk hahaha