Happy Anniversary!

[EScanlon]

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, and to do so, they decided to return to their small town where they'd met originally.

They sat down in the small town cafe at the edge of town, and commented to their waiter about their mutual love and how they had met at this very site.

Seated nearby was the local sheriff who smiled as they related their story.

When the waiter left the couple, the old man says to his wife, "Do you remember the first time we made love? It was right over there in the field just across the road and I leaned you up against the fence."

"Do you want to do that again?" he prompted his wife who enthusiastically responded "Sure, why not? It'll be fun!"

They exited the cafe and crossed the road to the field. The sheriff smiled, thinking that this was very romantic, but decided to take a look just to make sure nobody would bother the older couple. He watched the elderly couple cross the road carefully, walk across the field and as they were approaching the fence on the other side, they began to shed their clothing. Once they were totally naked, the old man lifts his wife and leans her up against the fence.

The sheriff, who by now could not tear his gaze away, could not believe what he was seeing. With the vitality of a much younger woman, the lady was thrashing her whole body against her husband while the husband resembled a pile driver.

They kept this up for a good while, until both fell to the ground exhausted. Slowly, they began to rise and gather their clothing and got dressed.

Once they were crossing the street, the sheriff walked up to them and said: "That has to be the most sexually energetic way of making love that I've ever seen or read about. You must have been a truly wild pair when you were younger!"

"Not really," said the old man, "when we were younger, that fence wasn't electric!"

[Mike]

Doh! Funny

[Fun_in_my_z]

youch!

[e_racer1999]

hahhaaaaa...... oh man...

[zbane]

Well, they say that when you are in love, sparks will fly