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[w3wilkes]

On 5/5/2021 at 7:30 PM, Captain Obvious said:

And lastly, two final thoughts on the whole matter...

1) Do not confuse wearing an AFDB on your head with wearing a colander on your head. Two completely different purposes. One holy, and one unholy (literally).

We have colanders here in Utah;

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/11/17/pastafarian-drivers-license/19200447/

[Captain Obvious]

Of course you do. What's not to like?

From   https://www.spaghettimonster.org/about/

"Religious texts tell us that humans evolved from Pirates. Consider that so-called “science experts” would have us believe humans evolved from primates, pointing towards the shared 99% shared DNA between humans and primates. But humans and Pirates share upwards of 99.9% of DNA.

We believe that Pirates were the original Pastafarians and that they were peaceful explorers. It was only due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today.

No one knows what the afterlife really holds, but we are told FSM Heaven has a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory."

A beer volcano and stripper factory? Sign me up!!

Can I get a "Ramen?"

[w3wilkes]

Hopefully I didn't come across as being down on Pastafarians or Jessica. She's actually pretty talented. Played Carnegie in her teens, is a Mensa, don't know if her website is still up, but she's the web master. And I don't know if she still drives a Corvette.

[psdenno]

59 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

Of course you do. What's not to like?

From   https://www.spaghettimonster.org/about/

"Religious texts tell us that humans evolved from Pirates. Consider that so-called “science experts” would have us believe humans evolved from primates, pointing towards the shared 99% shared DNA between humans and primates. But humans and Pirates share upwards of 99.9% of DNA.

We believe that Pirates were the original Pastafarians and that they were peaceful explorers. It was only due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today.

No one knows what the afterlife really holds, but we are told FSM Heaven has a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory."

A beer volcano and stripper factory? Sign me up!!

Can I get a "Ramen?"

For some, a tin foil hat may not be enough.  

They may be better protected by a jacket with extra long sleeves.

[Racer X]

On 5/10/2021 at 7:11 PM, Captain Obvious said:

Of course you do. What's not to like?

From   https://www.spaghettimonster.org/about/

"Religious texts tell us that humans evolved from Pirates. Consider that so-called “science experts” would have us believe humans evolved from primates, pointing towards the shared 99% shared DNA between humans and primates. But humans and Pirates share upwards of 99.9% of DNA.

We believe that Pirates were the original Pastafarians and that they were peaceful explorers. It was only due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today.

No one knows what the afterlife really holds, but we are told FSM Heaven has a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory."

A beer volcano and stripper factory? Sign me up!!

Can I get a "Ramen?"

Ramen!

[grannyknot]

30 minutes ago, Racer X said:

Ramen!

Yum, I use to live on that stuff in College.

[Racer X]

8 hours ago, grannyknot said:

Yum, I use to live on that stuff in College.

I think all of us did.

[siteunseen]

20 minutes ago, Racer X said:

I think all of us did.

Did? 

Still do. Although only half the seasoning packet at my age.

Z parts are expensive!

 

[Pilgrim]

46 minutes ago, Racer X said:

I think all of us did.

I wasn't a ramen guy - I ate hot dogs for lunch at least 3x a week through college.

[Captain Obvious]

Like Site, I'm still a Ramen guy.

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster says that eating Ramen and dried pastas allows the struggling college student to afford more beer. And since beer is the drink of Pirates (the chosen people), it suggests that the FSM is trying to turn college students back into Pirates.

You all been wondering what I'm the Captain of (besides the obvious)?  I like beer and I've been known to say "Aaaaargh!" 

And "Mate... Fetch my brown pants!"

Edited May 13, 2021 by Captain Obvious

[Racer X]

15 hours ago, Pilgrim said:

I wasn't a ramen guy - I ate hot dogs for lunch at least 3x a week through college.

There were lots of peanut butter sammiches too. Peanut butter is cheap, and loaded with vitamins and minerals and protein and stuff.

Nature’s perfect food.

 

[Racer X]

10 hours ago, Captain Obvious said:

Like Site, I'm still a Ramen guy.

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster says that eating Ramen and dried pastas allows the struggling college student to afford more beer.

Beer.

Is there anything it can’t do?

 

Edited May 13, 2021 by Racer X