George W Bush- Resume

[Z Kid]

Hi Mike,

I was waiting for this to disappear, maybe I should add a really offensive joke, just to speed it up a bit? For something that is posted in funnybone, it got taken just a tad too seriously? Nah Never

Oh well here is the promised joke.

A South African, an Australian and a Kiwi in a bar...

A South African, an Aussie, and a Kiwi were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer.

The South African grabs his beer, downs it, throws his glass into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and shouts "In Souff Efrika we hef so meny glissiz we never drink out of the same gliss twice".

The Aussie then downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and belches. "Ay mate, in Osstraarlear we have so much blaady saaand which makes glaaass reeeally cheap, so we too, never drink out of the same glaaass twice".

The Kiwi looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Aussie and South African and says "In New Zealand we have so many bloody South Africans and Aussies that we never have to drink with the same ones twice.

Don't worry they get worse

Elephant rape victim goes to doctor

A man goes to his doctor's and says, "Doc, I've just been raped by an Elephant!".

The stunned doctor replies, "What makes you say that?".

"Well," says the man holding his hands about a foot or so apart, "my arsehole feels this big!".

"Bend over, and let me have a look." asks the doctor.

The guy bends over and sure enough, his arsehole is about ten inches across.

"But I thought that elephants only had a long, thin penis?" states the doctor.

"Yeah, I know," says the agitated man, "but it fingered me first!".

[Bambikiller240]

Originally posted by Z Kid

Hi Mike,

I was waiting for this to disappear, maybe I should add a really offensive joke, just to speed it up a bit? For something that is posted in funnybone, it got taken just a tad too seriously? Nah Never

Please don't post a "really offensive joke" (anywhere), one was more than enough!

Ya, the original post (here, in this thread) was a joke, right. Wouldn't it be nice if people who don't like a particular joke would either:

1. Ignore it
   
2. post a different joke that THEY do like, and let life go on
   
3. or, just avoid the Funnybone section if they can't do "a" or "b"
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   After all not everyone has the same taste in humor. One person's Clinton is often another person's Bush, or another person's Carter, or another person's Hussain, etc, etc.
   For instance, I didn't like Z Kid's first joke, but FOR ME his second joke made up for the first one and I'm glad he posted BOTH of them.

[That Ozzy Guy]

Originally posted by TKR514

Sooo............ to be fair,

What has That Ozzy Guy done with his life?

Owned a company?

Flown a jet?

Owned a sports team?

Influenced the world?

Or just sit with a beer & type out sillyness against others?

Just curious.

Umm, wow. You know what, take some advice from Carl.

To quench your curiosity, I've done none of those things and if I ever become a politician, someone please shoot me. I did not and would not waste my time researching and writing about a sad little man like Bush. All I did was copy an email and paste it here and you have the nerve to attack me, question my life's achievements & call me a nobody. Thanks mate.

Maybe what we need is for Mike to remove the 'Funnybone' if people can't understand the definition of a joke. For those that don't know the definition, look here.

Sorry if I'm putting fuel on a fire but I don't have to take this from someone that obviously does not know me.

[Alfadog]

Z Kid, you mixed it up, it's much funnier when the Aussie shoots teh New Zealander and the South African!! Makes more sense too...

And yeah, maybe we need to add a disclaimer to the funnybone section or something, although, that said, that *other* joke that was posted a while ago was just plain offensive and needed to be taken off.

But where to draw the line...

[tanny]

It's interesting how people can let their lips flap when they don't have to say this stuff face to face. Lack of accountability seems to be one of the big negatives(occasionally a positive) of the internet. Be sure and take this as a pearl of wisdom from a pea brain who discovered here that he was a "poor citizen". Don't be callin' each other names now, cause we're the new kind of sensitive men(and women, Bonnie). Uh oh, I'm lettin' my lips flap. Have fun, Victor.

[YogiBearandBooB]

Originally posted by TKR514

Sooo............ to be fair,......

You really are saying is, "to be rude, and to show that I have no sense of humor......."

[TKR514]

Yea, kinda feels bad when you are personally attacked by someone that you do not know.

Which is my point.

It's "funny" when it's about someone else and "rude" when it about to you. I did not mean it as an attack (no more than you did) I was just pointing out the irony.

sorry.

[Victor Laury]

Well, I for one Loved it!

I try to live in reality. Here's how I see that reality, We have an S head for president, that we didn't vote into office and the whole world laughs at us. It would be the perfect "Funnybone" if it didn't hurt so much.

[YogiBearandBooB]

Originally posted by TKR514

It's "funny" when it's about someone else and "rude" when it about to you. I did not mean it as an attack (no more than you did) I was just pointing out the irony.

sorry.

There is a difference between Mr. Bush and Mr. That Ozzy Guy;

Mr Bush chose to be a public figure, and knew that he would receive many accolades, and also be the object of jokes and derision by others when he accepted the office to which he was not elected.

Mr. That Ozzy Guy chose to post a joke about a public figure in a forum created FOR jokes.

If this were a Politcal forum on a Political website your comments would (perhaps) have been acceptable.

just my 2 sheckels,

YogiandBooBoo

[TKR514]

Absolutely. Bush was not elected, he was selected!

(just like all modern U.S Presidents).

Don't know, it seems like political spam. I seem to remember the dumb one about Clinton several years ago. Cinton killed Vince Foster, and Ron Brown and... yada yada yada.

Spam Spam wonderful Spam

[Nigel Mulvey]

Hey George save that fuel for your car, don't waste it you'll need it.

[That Ozzy Guy]

Originally posted by TKR514

Yea, kinda feels bad when you are personally attacked by someone that you do not know.

Which is my point.

It's "funny" when it's about someone else and "rude" when it about to you. I did not mean it as an attack (no more than you did) I was just pointing out the irony.

sorry.

No problem. Things get taken out of context, life goes on.