All right you lot, let's have you.

[Bambikiller240]

Originally posted by JMT240KGTR

Lachlan I'm getting worried about you mate!

..........Surely not....

Hopefully not, and don't call him Shirley!

[Alfadog]

Yes, please, Lachlina!

(picture coming ASAP as I'd hate for a RUMOUR to start!!! )

[mdbrandy]

Originally posted by Bambikiller240

...and don't call him Shirley!

Doing your Leslie Nielson impression Bambi ???

[Bambikiller240]

Originally posted by mdbrandy

Doing your Leslie Nielson impression Bambi ???

Yes, indeed!

[Sean Dezart]

Guys (and girls?)

Being a closet Madonna fan isn't about singing in the shower or wearing miniskirts !

No, one has to wear ones' wifes'/girlfirends' / sisters' /(mothers'!) bra on the outside and the more you can fill it, the more whole or is that whore you will feel !

"Last night I slept with some dago.....with eyes like potatoes" or something like that !

[kyteler]

Sean Dezart, I would like to take this moment to say...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Which would be closely followed by;

"Do do dodododo do do dodo" <- the little circus clown ditty.

[Alfadog]

What the ?!?!?!?!

[Sean Dezart]

Alfadog - slip your leash buddy, come join us and sing...

I think my coffee's too strong this morning !

[kyteler]

There's no such thing as a "too strong" coffee surely! Especially not in France!

As for me, coffee isn't my problem I've just never really been all there. :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:

[Sean Dezart]

mmh, it started with the Bordeaux that I opened last night and discovered that I'd finished it off whilst sharing a laugh with you guys - the coffee wasn't too strong, perhaps the opposite but I do feel like a girl this morning and she doesn't get home 'til 8pm this evening and the cats have seen that leary look in my eyes and fled ! No sheep here, just cows and I don't feel that courageous !

[Alfadog]

Sean

I hear the hunting season for waterfoul and surface ducks is almost over??? They bring a new meaning to the phrase "playing hard-to-get".

[Sean Dezart]

I don't hunt - I prowl !

Over here the hunters (chasseurs) have over-hunted and breed the birds to let go during the season - the poor things don't know what to do until they get a ball in the head and die !

Sorry, not too impressed with this 'sport' !